There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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