I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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