We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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