Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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