Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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