I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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