And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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