how can u be prego again
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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