he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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