you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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