The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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