I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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