Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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