Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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