In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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