You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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