Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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