I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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