i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Found your dick twin last night
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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