STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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