Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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