O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
she pinky promised me she was 18
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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