I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize