I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
