since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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