I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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