Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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