Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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