Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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