It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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