What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
we should paint friendship bongs
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She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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