Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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