READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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