Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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