do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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