How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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