How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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