Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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