But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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