party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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