i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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