i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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