yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
where are you?
Hypothermia
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
