awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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