I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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