It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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