We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
