I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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