So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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