O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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