she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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