seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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