matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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